I could have put up with her being gay, but she was a real bull dyke, more macho than a guy really, with a skin li He's much tougher and more detached and less vulnerable. Then she rubbed body lotion into every centimetre of her body onereally had to get oneself up. 'Look! Gertrude's followed us.
I wish she wasn't so fucking insecure. We were together for two years, forChrist's sake. Paul's so mean he makes it with Babycham. Let's go inside and 'ave a drink.
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